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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
Apparently there’s a Potato Lake?
bombassfaeryspell answered: jadefef raising a kraken (read: fef finally convinced jade to let her adopt/raise a giant squid)
fef no what if your girlfriend has a weave what if it isnt water resistant you have to think these things through first geez not everybody has the glistening locks of calypso herself its a good thing youre cute maybe you should apologize so she lets you keep it
CC: Sea? I told you she would be FRI—-ENDLY! 38D
GG: oh yes she’s very friendly
GG: and very wet >:/
CC: Taking you for a swim just means she likes you!
GG: yeah well if she doesn’t put me down on dry land in the next five seconds we’re going to be eating calamari for a very very long time!!!
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via aarid)
Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree!
God dammit Azula
How can anyone believe this is a legit picture?
It doesn’t look anything like a long exposure and that is not what lightening looks like hitting something. Agh agh ahghhhhh
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
>.> I read bass clef
<.< Translation is hard
It says Never Give Up.
NOT ART AT ALL
NOPE NOPE NOPE
NO GOOD ART IN HOMESTUCK
NONE AT ALL
NOPE NONE OF THIS IS ART
YEP NOT ART
i never knew that art was this
^ reblog entirely for that
“It’s not her fault. She was programmed with the saddest backstory…”
Wreck-It Ralph. Spoilery comic under the cut.
I’m excited to share with you the final cover art (Korra drawn by Joaquim Dos Santos and painted by me, with a background painting by Fred Stewart) for the upcoming Korra Book One: Air art book, published by our good friends at Dark Horse Books. This was a real labor of love (heavy on the labor) for Mike, Joaquim, and me and all those who helped as we put this book together, and we are so proud of all the great artists’ work inside and can’t wait to share it with all of you. The plan is to do one of these art books per “book” of Korra (so four total), which is daunting yet fantastic.
Direct market on sale date: July 24, 2013.
Book market on sale date: August 6, 2013.
9” x 12” hardcover, 144 pages
HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT
BECAUSE I HAVE