Salamander Farts

May 19

far och flyg och ryk och ränn och bom-sicka-bom: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de... -

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

Apparently there’s a Potato Lake?

(via zoeykoko)

mercurialmalcontent:

revolutionator:

abnest:


bombassfaeryspell answered:  jadefef raising a kraken (read: fef finally convinced jade to let her adopt/raise a giant squid)

fef no what if your girlfriend has a weave what if it isnt water resistant you have to think these things through first geez not everybody has the glistening locks of calypso herself its a good thing youre cute maybe you should apologize so she lets you keep it

oh

CC: Sea? I told you she would be FRI—-ENDLY! 38D
GG: oh yes she’s very friendly
GG: and very wet  >:/
CC: Taking you for a swim just means she likes you! 
GG: yeah well if she doesn’t put me down on dry land in the next five seconds we’re going to be eating calamari for a very very long time!!!

mercurialmalcontent:

revolutionator:

abnest:

bombassfaeryspell answered: jadefef raising a kraken (read: fef finally convinced jade to let her adopt/raise a giant squid)

fef no what if your girlfriend has a weave what if it isnt water resistant you have to think these things through first geez not everybody has the glistening locks of calypso herself its a good thing youre cute maybe you should apologize so she lets you keep it

oh

CC: Sea? I told you she would be FRI—-ENDLY! 38D

GG: oh yes she’s very friendly

GG: and very wet  >:/

CC: Taking you for a swim just means she likes you! 

GG: yeah well if she doesn’t put me down on dry land in the next five seconds we’re going to be eating calamari for a very very long time!!!

(via mutablemimic)

May 18

wake-up-kid:


runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via aarid)

May 17

meehighmeelo:

supersugoiautism:

thatscienceguy:

Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree! 

holy shit

God dammit Azula

How can anyone believe this is a legit picture?

It doesn’t look anything like a long exposure and that is not what lightening looks like hitting something. Agh agh ahghhhhh

meehighmeelo:

supersugoiautism:

thatscienceguy:

Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree!

holy shit

God dammit Azula

How can anyone believe this is a legit picture?

It doesn’t look anything like a long exposure and that is not what lightening looks like hitting something. Agh agh ahghhhhh

(via wreak-cavac)

May 16

theidjitbrothers:

superwhowhedonfighter:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message



>.> I read bass clef<.< Translation is hard

It says Never Give Up.

theidjitbrothers:

superwhowhedonfighter:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

>.> I read bass clef
<.< Translation is hard

It says Never Give Up.

(via mutablemimic)

May 09

homopasta:







NOT ART

NOT ART AT ALL

NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE

NO GOOD ART IN  HOMESTUCK

NONE AT ALL

NOPE NONE OF THIS IS ART

YEP NOT ART

i never knew that art was this



^ reblog entirely for that

homopasta:

image

NOT ART

image

NOT ART AT ALL

image

NOPE

image

NOPE NOPE NOPE

image

NO GOOD ART IN  HOMESTUCK

image

NONE AT ALL

image

NOPE NONE OF THIS IS ART

image

YEP NOT ART

i never knew that art was this

image

^ reblog entirely for that

(via tenzen)

May 03

crimson-sun:

“It’s not her fault. She was programmed with the saddest backstory…”
Wreck-It Ralph. Spoilery comic under the cut.
Read More

crimson-sun:

“It’s not her fault. She was programmed with the saddest backstory…”

Wreck-It Ralph. Spoilery comic under the cut.

Read More

(via cavesalamander)

May 02

bryankonietzko:

I’m excited to share with you the final cover art (Korra drawn by Joaquim Dos Santos and painted by me, with a background painting by Fred Stewart) for the upcoming Korra Book One: Air art book, published by our good friends at Dark Horse Books. This was a real labor of love (heavy on the labor) for Mike, Joaquim, and me and all those who helped as we put this book together, and we are so proud of all the great artists’ work inside and can’t wait to share it with all of you. The plan is to do one of these art books per “book” of Korra (so four total), which is daunting yet fantastic.
Direct market on sale date: July 24, 2013.
Book market on sale date: August 6, 2013.
9” x 12” hardcover, 144 pages

bryankonietzko:

I’m excited to share with you the final cover art (Korra drawn by Joaquim Dos Santos and painted by me, with a background painting by Fred Stewart) for the upcoming Korra Book One: Air art book, published by our good friends at Dark Horse Books. This was a real labor of love (heavy on the labor) for Mike, Joaquim, and me and all those who helped as we put this book together, and we are so proud of all the great artists’ work inside and can’t wait to share it with all of you. The plan is to do one of these art books per “book” of Korra (so four total), which is daunting yet fantastic.

Direct market on sale date: July 24, 2013.

Book market on sale date: August 6, 2013.

9” x 12” hardcover, 144 pages

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tardisteapotandfriends:

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT

BECAUSE I HAVE

(via mutablemimic)