ammodramus:

sociallyinadequate:

This will never stop being funny.

literally same

Meeeeeeee

shymuffin:

It looks like the very last word he’s mouthing when he’s turned to face us is “POWERAID”

“Like I’m actually going to drink poweraid”

iloveyoujhutch:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

LAUGHING

Even with the “i thought you were exaggerating holy shit” bit, I STILL thought they were exaggerating.

Holy shit.

Is this legit?

gedenkenbrauchtwissen:

1. Herzkreislaufwiederbelebung: “heart-circle-run-again-enlivenment,” or C.P.R.
2. Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung: speed limit
3. Hoechsgeschwindigkeitsbegrenzung: maximum speed limit
4. Hubschrauberlandeplatz: helicopter landing pad
5. Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz: beef/meat regulation authority.
6. Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän: Danube steamship company captain
7. Eisenbahnknotenpunkthinundherschieber: railroad switchman
8. Windschutzscheibewaschanlage: windshield wiper squirting device
9. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften: legal protection insurance companies.
10. Schwangerschaftverhütungsmittel: pregnancy prevention means, contraception.  

I feel like these are just keyboard smashes.

Maybe every Tumblr user is secretly fluent in German?

torritron:

avatar-style-moviesandmusic:

First Spiderlin

And now Wolverlin

What’s next?

look what i made

STILL IN LOVE WITH HER

AND MAYBE ASAMI TOO

DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE TRICKED HER DAD AND DIDN’T REBEL UNTIL SHE WAS FULLY CAPABLE OF FIGHTING BACK?

SHE’S A SMART COOKIE

robinofleylines:

 Women are going loco for Loki in the latest Avenger’s film, myself among them.  While it would be easy to dismiss this wildfire of obsession as yet another handsome bad-boy, I think the attraction runs deeper than just attention to a pretty face. 

I am not drawn to Loki by his looks — no disrespect meant to the fine Tom Hiddleston — but what I find far more compelling than his appearance is his nuanced portrayal of character whose story resonates so strongly with my own. 

It has long been thought that the masculine hero’s journey is a miss-match when it comes to a woman’s experience of life.  However, it was not until I saw the Avengers that it occurred to me — perhaps the female journey to identity does not lie in the tales of our culture’s heroes, but of their villains.

Beyond the cut, I delve into two Antagonist tales from recent films – Loki, from Marvel’s Thor and Avengers, and the Megamind from the eponymous film by Dreamworks – comparing them to my own personal experiences.  While I acknowledge that my perspective may not be shared by everyone, I hope that others can join me in exploring this idea with their own experiences and parallels.

SPOILER WARNING:  This article contains some mild spoilers (mostly quotes) on Marvel’s Thor & Avengers, major spoilers on Dreamwork’s Megamind, and details from Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew”.

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Prime example of why my work in progress story will be called “We’re Not Heroes” and I hope to capture some of this. My characters aren’t so much the antagonists, as the ones who would typically be considered side, or background characters. One is a bit less “good” than the other though.

I’m still trying to iron out the details though. I want this to be as good as it can be when I start it.

Same, really. Matsuda was my favorite character from that show. He faced the worst betrayal of any in the series and stood true to his values. I love this guy so much.

elendraug:

this is me, every fucking time

every fucking time

ugh

I didn’t want to “like” this but I felt it needed some sort of appreciation for its message.

It’s times like these where I just… want to gather up all my queer friends and move to a place of sunshine, rainbows and acceptance where people can just be themselves and not worry about homophobia or transphobia.

roachpatrol:

Rose, that is not how you laundry.

I dunno… That’s what some of my friends call

‘doing laundry’

knight-of-wind:

blackpoquedown:

jellybeing:

thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

OMG….

the most beautiful thing ive ever seen

That is fuckign cool.